Day after day. I put you into the crib for your nap, TWO socks, securely attached to your feet.
Two hours later, you awaken– with TEN bare toes!
Frequently, the sock-stealing crib has cleverly stashed the missing socks between the mattress and the wall, making them quite a challenge to retrieve.
WHAT is the world coming to??
Page is based on a Hillary Heidelberg One-in-48 class sketch.